My sister asked if I wanted a "I survived LBs bachelorette party" tee shirt. I'm not sure if I will survive. The last time I went out with her friends the following happened...
I believe I....
ended up buying Ducks for everyone who wanted one,
hit on very young bartender and refused to leave at closing
was held up by my belt loop (til it broke) while I walked like a damn crab to the vehicle...the only way to keep me from falling into the water,
hid in the bed of the truck,
watched young flower "help" Jon drive the truck by putting her face next to his (from the back seat),
puked out the window of the truck,
passed out on the bathroom floor back at the beautiful place we stayed at
was hung over until the sun SET the next day.
I did survive, BARELY.
Will I make it this time?????
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