More Questions than Answers

Do you believe in the Mayan prophecy (world ends in 2012)?
sure and every other doomsday prophecy out there. Why not?

Have you chewed gum after someone else already chewed it?
Ewwwww gross! Seriously gross!

Anything happen to you within the past month that has made you really angry?
Angry, you don't want to see me angry!

Is it hard for you to get over someone?
Only a certain someone who broke my heart for the second time.

Bet you're missing someone now?
Nope, I know where I buried all the bodies. I have a map. Can you say blue shed?

Do you get along with girls?
No they are all bitches! Oh wait, that doesn't include you C2, DD, Jeanette....okay, you either Rachie.

Do you think you've changed over the past year?
You should see my hair. If you did you'd say YES! Holy smokes it's dark.

Are you currently looking forward to anything?
Sex, but I don't expect to get any in the near future but a girl can dream, can't she?

Have you realized anything lately?
Men suck...oh wait, I've know that for about 27 years now

How many chances do you tend to give people before enough is enough?
Depends on how long I knew them and what they did to piss me off. There's this one guy who's on his last chance right now. After that, it's blue shed for him!

Do you believe in love?
yes. Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.

Where would you rather live, England or Italy?
Italy, in Tuscany. I want to retire there!

Anything bothering you?
yes and there isn't a damn thing I can do about it but get over it.

Love anyone?
We are not talking about that right now.

Have you ever kissed an ex after breaking up?
I plead the 5th. You'll never get it out of me.

Believe in love at first sight?
yes

What side of a heart do you draw first?
The outside. Then I plunge the spoon into it and dig out the insides. Hey, you asked!

Do you check your texts right away when you receive them?
No, I wait a few hours or days. It really pisses of my friends. It's so much fun - you should try it.

Has anybody ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
Yeah, but he was body checking me into the wall and trying to steal the soccer ball from me. It didn't work.

You kissed someone Saturday, didn't you?
Damn it Rachie, I told you not to tell anyone!!! What is this world coming to?

Have you ever had someone pick you up off the ground and carry you?
Yeah, but then they hurt their back and got all pissy abou it. That's body number 1.

Are you tan right now?
Pale as a ghost, making the hair look even darker.

Has anyone told you they don't wanna ever lose you?
yeah, but he was a liar like every other man I've met. (sorry guys, get over it or I'll add you to the blue shed list).

What's your relationship with the person you talked to last?
I am their captor. If they don't tell me what I want to know, I'm getting the spoon out.

Are you an alcoholic? No, but I am paranoid, schitophrenic, ADHD, and a bit bi-polar. You got a problem with that?

Do you find it hard to trust others?
Did I mention paranoid?

Do you believe love lasts forever?
Love, true love never dies.

Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
Yeah, did you hear Rachie told everyone about me kissing her on Saturday...the bitch!

Have you told anybody you loved them today?
do my dogs and kids count? NO? How about the hostage in the basement? It didn't work though. He's still not talking.

What was the last thing you said to someone?
Tell me what I want to know or I will spoon out the contents of your heart.

Will you forgive anyone for anything any time soon?
I've already done all my forgiving. I'm sure some stupid man will mess up, though and need more forgiving soon.

Do you like your carrots raw?
Is this some perverted question so you can imagine me eating them?

What should you be doing right now?
Eating raw carrots.

Whats been in your mouth today?
did I mention raw carrots? Oh yeah and "the spoon".

What would your best friend say if you called them a bitchassho?
I think I did that Saturday right before she kissed me. That's right SHE kissed me!

What is stressing you out most right now?
Trying to finish this endless note before bedtime. Sheesh will it ever end?????

Are you usually wide awake in the mornings?
Hell no. I stay up all night doing these stupid surveys.

How many times have you lied today?
I cannot tell a lie...I have no clue. How many questions in this survey?

Are you wearing rings? only in my nose.
What's your favorite milkshake flavor? Vanilla. That's it, no wise ass comment. Just vanilla.

Are you in an argument with someone important?
IF I was, I wouldn't be wasting my time doing this questionaire. I'd be kicking their butt from here to Toledo.

have you cried this week at all?
Way more than any normal person should. Stupid man