We are so middle school

I love my friends dearly.  Yesterday I knew I needed their company to take my mind off my impending doom, so I emailed.  What follows is the email chain that only those of us, who belong in never never land, could aspire to.  We are soooo immature!

Me:
M&M,
♫ Good morning to you
Good morning to you
You look pretty drowsy
In fact you look lousy… ♫

Wait you look better! I think you went for a walk. What’s up with that? No longer slated for the cart!

Perhaps we could head over to CPG land, beat up da bitches that are holding Pookie hostage and take her for lunch? Hmmmmm…..

Oh, which reminds me. The other day I was talking with my friend Ca and she called the window “Dog TV”….and I said…” (giggle, giggle) My friends and I watch dog TV every lunch time.” Of course now, it’s been like forever!


I MISS POOKIE!!!!

Pookie:
“Bad to the Bone” melody. ZZ top.
On this day I return, to frigid weather all 'round
Fell asleep somewhere over California, woke up to Baltimore I found
The stewardess spoke up, and she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away, that I was cold to the bone
Cold to the bone
Cold to the bone
C-C-C-C-Cold to the bone
C-C-C-C-Cold
C-C-C-C-Cold
Cold to the bone.

Anyway, I am back people. And I have stories and longing love to share with my pookie and MM.
And lunch will be good today. Much needed indeed!

Where shall we go?

M&M:
I prefer the original George Thorogood version myself. Of course he pirated most of that song from the late great Bo Diddly, but I’ll save that for another email.

Wow! What a special day to be serenaded by not one but two, count em’ two, beautiful women! :-)
Welcome back and yes lunch sounds good.
Where shall we go A, B, or C?

Pookie
B or C... Perhaps C so that we can have ample “Dog TV” time.

M&M
Sorry, in a crummy mood.
C sounds good to me.
Of course for C the letter “C” will now be replaced by the letter “F”. This will help her defide.
So F is this fhoice okay? Fome on, you know you want to go there.

Me
I’m up for anything. Just want to be sure we are back by 12:50…I have to set up a web call at 1 p.m

M&M
Button butt is coming. Oh wait that sounds wrong... Sorry...

Me
I know that does sound wrong because we all know he hasn’t come in ages!

M&M
LOL! Wait, either have I!
Whaaaah....Whaaaaaah

Pookie
I had a great weekend.


Me
This weekend, I came for the last time in a long, long time to come


M&M
Button Butt and I will sit at the virgins table.


Pookie
Sounds like some good convo’s are coming at lunch


Me
I didn’t know convo’s could come


M&M
You have to work at it. Sometimes convo’s are hard to swallow.


Pookie
OMG


Me
Sigh.  all boys ever want but do they reciprocate?


Pookie
LOL! Mine does. 
What venue did we ever decide to commence these rigorous lunch time conversations anyway?


M&M
There were a couple of hard choices.


Pookie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH You made me laugh out loud in the deafening room of silence~!


Me
(to the tune sound of silence by Simon and Garfunkel)
♫ hello MM My old friend
I’ve come to talk to you again
Because a convo’s softly coming
In the wet dreams I had sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my groin
Still remains...
within the room of silence ♫

 
Yep...we need to grow up...or not!