I've been laid up the past couple of days with back pain. It sucks. I didn't go to work yesterday or today. M&M is missing me. So, he wrote me a song:
Slow down, you movin' too fast
How long is this back pain gonna’ last?
Just layin' around the bed all day
Lookin' for meds and
Feelin' groovy____________
Hello lampost
Am I hallucinatin’?
Damn! This little bottle is empty again!
Ain'tcha got no pills for me?
Doo Bee Doo Doo, still
Feelin' groovy____________
Got no deeds to do
No promises to keep
I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep
Let the Mitsi drop her toys on me...
@#$! That hurts,
All is groovy
He also wrote me a pick one:
Pick One: What should C do today?
A) Command her minions from bed to do her evil bidding
B) Recite Dread Pirate Roberts monologue: It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all. [slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince] DROP... YOUR... SWORD!
C) Gather Mitsi and hold a pretend lunch at Pei Wei with Mitsi playing the part of M&M
D) Scream at the top of your lungs “HUMMER! HUMMER! Where is that FOOL with my HUMMER!”
E) Oooo..... Robert Redford is on Oprah today!
F) Create Facebook Page for M&M
G) make hand puppets of Monty Python Holy Grail characters and hurl insults back and forth
I know I am a blessed person to have such friends!
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