More info about me...

Email questionnaire that I filled out and sent back to BFE. Posted here cuz I like my answers and think they should be kept for posterity.

1. What is your occupation?
Self proclaimed absolute ruler of the free world (ARoFW)

2. What color are your socks right now?
nude with pink toenails...oh those aren't socks, they're my feet.

3. The last thing you ate?
does coffee count?

4. Can you drive a stick shift?
oh yeah baby, I can ride on your stick shift all night long

5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Magenta!

6. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
we all know I HATE talking on the phone! Ummmm...think it might have been Hybrid's voicemail...live would be C2.

7. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
Not really. I just put up with her cuz she's cute and has an adorable albeit BAD dog.

8. How old are you today?
In Young Man's eyes I'm 26. So I'll go with that.

9. Favorite drink?
Alcoholic... wine, wine, wine...carmenere (aka devil wine)
NonAlcoholic...Is there anything but alcoholic drinks?

10. What is your favorite sport to watch?
anyone in which men are running around half naked showing off their bodies works for me.

11. Have you ever dyed your hair?
I love the 80's - what do you think?

12. Pets?
C2, Boo, Hybrid and a very smelly toy poodle. (didn't' give her the bath last night...ooops!)

13. Favorite Food to eat?
Any, all, everything! Grandma's meatballs.

14. Last movie you watched?
Oh, oh I know this answer! I actually went to the movies last weekend for the first time in months!!! what was the question again? Oh yeah, Mama Mia - fun movie!

15. What do you do to vent anger?
punch the MF who pissed me off.

16. Favorite Day of the year?
My birthday because then I'm not only ARoFW but also Queen!

17. What was your favorite toy as a child?
my little sister.

18. What is your favorite, fall or spring?
Spring

19. Hugs or kisses?
Both. I want both and because I am the ARoFW, I can have both!

20. Cherry or Blueberry?
Another Cherry? (name that movie and get 10 bonus points!)

21. Do you want your friends to email you back?
They don't give a rat's ass what I want. They will either bug me all day long or ignore me at their whim and I'm good with that. All in favor, raise your hand.

22. Who is most likely to respond?
stupid, stupid question

23. Who is least likely to respond?
even stupider.

24. Current living arrangements?
I've got three men I'm juggling, so thank goodness, none are living with me because that would just make juggling that much more difficult!

25. When was the last time you cried?
There's NO crying in baseball. (another 10 bonus points)

26. What is on the floor of your closet?
all my shoes with the door carefully latched closed to keep the smelly beast from eating them!

27. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this to?
here come the stupid questions again.

28. The friend you have had the shortest that you are sending this to:
stupid

29. Favorite smell?
Sex...not really my favorite smell but it is my favorite thing and well it does have a nice man smell that goes along with it. Plus there isn't a question I've been able to answer sex to yet!

30. What inspires you?
Oooo, ooo, I spoke too soon. Sex!

31. What are you afraid of?
ARoFW has no fears...well except snakes. They just are awful creepy crawlie yucky nasty little buggers.

32. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
Cheese! Oh yeah, and bacon. Bacon makes everything better.

33. Favorite car?
One being driven by a very sexy, available man preferably without his shirt on.

34. Favorite dog breed?
The breed is not important. What's important is on the inside.

36. How many years at your current job?
I dunno like f-ing forever. Oh wait, I'm 26 today, so 3 years.

37. Favorite day of the week?
Saturday, obviously!

38. How many states have u lived in?
4 - NY, NJ, PA, MD...wow, I think that's all.

39. How many countries have you been to?
I dunno like 17 or so. I'd have to look it up and I don't feel like it.

40. Today's date and time:
If you don't know and can't figure it out than you are stupider than you look.