So I asked M&M if he had to choose between having really good food and really good sex, for the rest of his life, what would he choose? He said based on his experience, he’d choose the food. I clarified to say, the sex would be really good and as much as he’d like. He still picked the food.
And this people is why I believe I am doomed. You see, I’d give up food for the sex. I know I have a high sex drive and always have. And, given the choice, I’d pick sex…lots of good sex and sacrifice ever having a good meal again for the guarantee of regular good sex! But, I’ve yet to find a man, my age, who is interested in this. They are all more preoccupied with food…thus the expanding waistline of men my age!
I’m doomed to a life of either none or rare and mediocre sex. And, this my friend is why most men aren’t worth the effort to have a relationship!
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