M&M
Bad Fiction et al. - I had an idea this morning about shooting a video intro for BFF
Me
really?
M&M
this is what i asked K this morning: I have an important question to ask you. Can you pull off a convincing imitation of Sidney Greenstreet meets Winston Churchill? Would you feel comfortable wearing an ascot and sock garters? If so, I may have an acting job for you.
Yes I'm thinking we need a host.
Me
OMG.. what did K say?
Pookie
HAHAHA will he do it?
M&M
someone who has spent a lifetime compiling unfinished works of bad Fiction
Pookie
can he use his family man accent
M&M
no answer from K yet
thinking more of Alistair Cook from masterpiece Theater
Pookie
with an ascot
M&M
but more stuffy
Pookie
and a pimp cane and a cigar
M&M
yes, ascot, smoking jacket no pants and sock garters
Pookie
i'm apparently into props
HAHAHAH
Me
I was thinking accessories...Pookie certainly can accessorize
M&M
big bubble pipe
can shoot in my living room
Pookie
this is going to be fun
M&M
2-3 minutes explaining BFF and how it works
Me
very good idea!
where is K? let's bug him
Pookie
I love love love this
M&M
lets discuss at lunch
every author met a horrible death after starting their particular piece of bad fiction
that's why they are all unfinished
Me
hmmm...what type of horrible death?
Pookie
C! lol
Me
what? (insert innocent look)
Pookie
I KNOW! I see it now
hahaha
M&M
could be anything conventional or unconventional
like the story was so bad... anyone who read it died or it was a curse or poison ink
anything
Me
eaten by flesh devouring fish?
M&M
yes
Pookie
in the ocean of love
M&M
LOL
Me
No ocean of love for me...
i miss it, already
M&M
story was preserved in a bottle
Pookie
LOL
me too
M&M
me three
Me
haha at least Pookie is scheduled to get it again
I'm lost in the desert of sexlessness
Pookie
i don’t know when though... right now its looking like june
M&M
scheduled? you are such an engineer
Me
:p
Pookie
you may be more successful at attaining it before me dear
Me
three months is a short period of time to find a man, get to know him and determine that he is worthy of my oasis
...my oasis of love
bhahahahaa
M&M
one of my early stories will be: The Curse of the Wedding Ring
Me
hahaha. love it
that author would die by the hands of his wife
Pookie
there you go
Me
in a most gruesome manner
Pookie
game. set. match
M&M
In a world filled with promiscuity, one man was cursed with chastity
Me
she put his balls in a box on a shelf in the closet
M&M
LOL
Me
"nevermore" quoth the balls
nevermore
M&M
LOL
Me
He bought them back on e-bay but that's when the real trouble started...
Pookie
he really is going to have this death if we use this story
M&M
LMAO
Me
True, we mustn't curse him
oh that reminds me - a voodoo doll...
someone can die from a voodoo doll
Pookie
ooo
i like that idea
a voodoo doll with a starbucks in its hand
M&M
me too
Me
yes...and the coffee is too hot
Bad barista!
M&M
oh we need a name for the host of BFF
Pookie
put a lighter up the coffee cup and he burns his hands
Me
James, James....something
007, license to laugh
muahahahaah
actually should be 008 or something since 007 is license to kill
what is the funniest looking number?
3
kinda looks like boobies on the side
Pookie
or a protruding bubble butt
Me
6 is a beer belly
with some man boobs
Pookie
oo i kike that
like
Me
i kike you too
I googled bad fiction found this
The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction contest where “www” means wretched writers welcome
the host can be Bulwer-Lytton
what a name
M&M
also will need a collection of Author's names like Frivolous Hemmingway. Earnest's lesser known and less serious brother.
Me
Yo Poe - Edgar's great, great grandson who grew up in Bal’more
anyone Dickenson
hee hee
she said dick
M&M
mark twain's sister Shania
Me
I think I'm better at coming up with creative ways to kill people
could just be the mood I'm in
M&M
there are no wrong answers here
Me
I'm thinking drawn and quartered by the 4 women with whom he was fraternizing with
M&M
i can draw
Me
SO I've heard
I have yet to see
M&M
oh please
Me
keep begging. you know i like it when you beg
M&M
my artwork is better heard and not scene
Me
so is your begging
M&M
;)
Me
did you mean scene or seen?
just wondering
M&M
I know, I'm laughing over that
too many video thoughts right now
seen
Me
Okay, so before lunch, I'll come up with a list of authors and methods to die by
M&M
sounds good
Me
The death list will probably be longer
Just sayin
M&M
the funnier the better, although i can rub a little funny on anything
Me
I know.
I'm not sure i can come up with funny ways to die.
but I'm all about painful and gruesome today!
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