Immaturity at its best

M&M are way too immature.  Although, he does know how to lighten my spirits!

Me:
Dying of boredom in PDC room. Meeting started at 7 am, goes to 11 but will probably run late! save me!

M&M:
No worries, I will wait for you, but first, you must answer these questions three:
How was your game last night?
Did you eat anything?
What is your favorite color?

Me:
1. Great! We won all three.
2. Um, yeah. Crackers count, right?
3. Green, no yellow! Ahhhhhhh !

M&M:
NO! Crackers do not count. I think they are illiterate too. Besides, they have no fingers or toes.

You need to eat something. Do you have a picture of me? If so pull the frame from your purse and break the glass revealing my emergency powers. You will begin to feel hungry. Relax, this is natural. Proceed to the nearest snack source. If G is in your way, throw an Andy Nelson's coupon in the opposite direction. This will distract him. Once you secure said snack immediately shove it in your mouth, chew then swallow. This is called eating. DO IT NOW!

We are going to Pei Wei. Trying to get the girl to come with. You will eat and you will have fun. No if ands or butts allowed. Capito?

Did you see how I spelled "butt"? I made it like the ass version and not the conjunction. Tee hee tee hee.

ME:
You do know how to make me smile! :)
Yes, I will come to PeiWei and yes I will eat the girl...um I mean eat with the girl.
No butts..I thought you liked my butt. Did it get too fat?

M&M:
Just a smile? I was expecting a nose snort or something...
Yes, but the question remains is the girl ready to be eaten?
Your butt is practically perfect in every way. You may bring it with you.:-)
ME:
well, you did get a giggle and a snort, but I didn't want it to go to your head. But since you complimented my butt, I figure I can let you know that I giggled.

I think the girl had a whole lot of eating going on this weekend...and not the kind I wanna be doing to another girl!

M&M:
Yes, I could see that. I mean YES! I could see that. Well a boy can dream can't he? :-)